Helloo. :D

I think Zena's gonna burst a blood vessel and get a stroke or
something when she comes to her blog tomorrow,
but its okay. (: she's calm enough, hahah.
As her junior chef, i have the responsibility to tell you
something weird about chef tan. :D
she's abnormal.

Recipe number one: Love cupcakes.
Ingredients
2 cups of janet's funny purpose flour.
1/2 cup of estelle's sugar.
1 teaspoon of melissa's baking soda.
a pinch of ashlee's love.
1/4 teaspoon of ruhui's salt.
1/2 cup of jacqueline's fattening mayo.
1 teaspoon of shimin's vanilla extract.
a packet of kiaying's chocolate chips.
1/2 cup of daphne's homemade orange juice
the most important secret ingredient:
no, it isnt chemical x (eh, this isnt powerpuff girls) its...
two full cups of heather's CUTENESS.

In a bowl, combine janet, estelle, melissa, ruhui and shimin.
In another bowl, combine ashlee, daphne and jacqueline.
gradually add heather until blended.
Stir in kiaying.
Fill paper-lined muffin cups two-thirds full.
Bake at 350° for 18-23 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean.
Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pan to a wire rack to cool completely.
Dust with confectioners' sugar.

oh yeah. :D
The following content is REAL,
so go cook all ye' cupcakes.
steal all her business away.
steal all her customers away.
& if you're wondering, yes.
that's where she got all her muscles from. :D
where did you think she got them from eh?
BAKING, DUH. (:

until then,
:D bye!

p.s. no offence to anyone xD